I'm from the third star on your left, and you'll have to fly till dawn to get there. I eat cheese and dead things, freshly killed. I love fresh food of all sorts. My personality is entirely bittersweet.
I have a thing for pale, thin, athletic, bendy, goth/punk/rivethead/artsy/intellectual/geeky women with intelligence, personality, and passion for life. (But there is a lot more wiggle room than my friends seem to understand. Except the intelligence and personality parts. They are mandatory.)
Graduate of the Sadie Hawkins School of Guerilla Flirting
I'm not a tease--teases make promises they don't keep. I'm a flirt--I make no promises at all!
Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac
Shy, hard of hearing, and near-sighted--please flirt aggressively
Sorry, I don't date outside my species
Encouragable Romantic
Poly, and selective
Dating soon. Accepting applications.
DISORGANIZATION is merely the sign of a very healthy individual trying to do more in a shorter period of time than those lazy, obsessively tidy types who can think of nothing better to do than straighten objects in drawers and stuff like that which only feeds their egos and makes them think that they are better than those of us who are truly gifted.
The windmills are winning
BACK RUBS--Given with pleasure, received with ecstasy
The box said, "Install Windows 95 or better", so I installed Linux
To err is human, to really foul up requires the root password (or an entry in /etc/sudoers)
Any twelve people who can't get themselves out of jury duty are not my peers
Carpe Noctem Seize the night: I do more work after 2AM than most people do all day
I wasn't born Republican, Democrat, or yesterday
If I want your opinion, I'll read it in your entrails